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Saint-Valentin by Orelsan (2007)

Online release · 4:02

A MySpace-era track whose chorus turns Valentine's Day into a demand for oral sex, and which its author now refuses to perform.

Saint-Valentin video, frame at 25%
Video · 4:04
Video · Quentin Perrin · via YouTube · poster: frame at 25% · Quentin Perrin · via YouTube · Watch on YouTube ↗
Orelsan, photo
Photo · Orelsan · Georges Biard · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
Saint-Valentin video, frame at 50%
Frame at 50% · Quentin Perrin · via YouTube
Saint-Valentin video, frame at 75%
Frame at 75% · Quentin Perrin · via YouTube
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Our ranking

#73of 75
Most about a dick
1
Explicit words · distinct
Repetitions, density and the innuendo countAll the numbers ↓
The internet's verdict

Is it any good?

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What the title means

Valentine's Day, the romantic holiday of roses and set menus. The chorus reduces it to one instruction, which names the organ and the act, and repeats it the way a greeting card would if greeting cards were written by a sulking teenager in Caen.

What the song is actually about

Before Orelsan was the most awarded rapper in France he was a kid from Caen putting tracks online, and Saint-Valentin was one of the ones that built his audience: a sour, deliberately provocative answer to Valentine's sentimentality in which the chorus is nothing but the demand. It was never put on an album. It did not need to be; it travelled on MySpace and YouTube in 2007 the way songs did then, faster than anyone's parents could install a filter.

In 2009, when Perdu d'avance went double Platinum, feminist associations cited this track alongside Sale pute in the controversy over his lyrics; it also contains the line about Marie Trintignant that followed him for years. Orelsan has since stopped performing it. On 14 February 2026, at the Zénith in Nantes, he told a crowd requesting it that there were eight-year-olds in the room.

Its afterlife is the refusal. The song is still requested at concerts, still searched for every February, and still the clearest record of the register Orelsan left behind on his way to the mainstream. It is on this list because the hook qualifies without argument; the controversy is stated here because the page would be dishonest without it.

The line

“Suce ma bite pour la Saint-Valentin”
Suck my dick for Valentine's Day

Where it ranks, and why

Composite read
3PCTLRank
5.2COMPOSITE · /10◇ #73 of 75
67PCTLExplicit words
Most explicit · #37 of 37DocumentedSays the word
Highest readsagainst all 75
Explicit words167th
Words per minute0.254th
Lowest readsagainst all 75
Score5.23rd
Topicality611th
Innuendo115th
Score5.23rd
Topicality611th
Recognition419th
Reach3.939th
YouTube views1.2M39th
Like rate4.918th
Explicit words167th
Repetitions836th
Innuendo115th
Words per minute0.254th
Length4:0278th
Percentile against all 75 songs · the shaded band is the middle half · judged scores are editorial, counts never enter a score

On RMD's list it sits at #73 of 75 with a composite of 5.2 — topicality 6 (×0.6), reach 3.9 (×0.25, log-scaled) and recognition 4 (×0.15). On the explicit list it is #37 of 37, on 1 distinct explicit word at 0.2 per minute, with the main hook repeated 8×. The innuendo figure (1) is editorial and never enters either number. Read the methodology →

Lyrics ↗We don't host lyrics — we explain them.Facts checked 2026-10-05

Asked

What is Saint-Valentin by Orelsan about?
Rejecting Valentine's Day romance with a chorus that demands oral sex instead.
Why doesn't Orelsan perform Saint-Valentin anymore?
He has refused it at concerts, telling a Nantes crowd in February 2026 that children were present; the song was central to the 2009 controversy over his lyrics.
Is Saint-Valentin on an album?
No; it was released online in 2007 and never collected.
How do we know it's about a dick?
Documented. The chorus is an explicit fellatio demand; the 2009 controversy and the 2026 refusal are reported on French Wikipedia and in press coverage.paroles.net ↗fr.wikipedia.org ↗terrafemina.com ↗
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