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Lollipop by Lil Wayne feat. Static Major (2008)

Tha Carter III · 4:59

A Grammy-winning number one whose central image is a "lollipop", for reasons that have nothing to do with confectionery.

Tha Carter III — Lil Wayne feat. Static Major, cover art
Official video · 5:02
Official video · LilWayneVEVO · via YouTube · poster: cover art, Tha Carter III (2008) · ℗ 2008 Cash Money Records Inc. · via Apple Music / iTunes · Watch on YouTube ↗
Lil Wayne, photo
Photo · Lil Wayne · Megan Elice Meadows · CC BY-SA 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
Lollipop video, frame at 25%
Frame at 25% · LilWayneVEVO · via YouTube
Lollipop video, frame at 50%
Frame at 50% · LilWayneVEVO · via YouTube
Lollipop video, frame at 75%
Frame at 75% · LilWayneVEVO · via YouTube
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Our ranking

#15of 75
Most about a dick
0
Explicit words · never says it
Repetitions, density and the innuendo countAll the numbers ↓
The internet's verdict

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What the title means

The "lollipop" is Lil Wayne and the chorus is about how she treats it. It is not subtle, and it is repeated enough times that no dentist has ever been consulted.

What the song is actually about

Lil Wayne's first number one, the biggest song from Tha Carter III, the album that made him the most famous rapper alive in 2008, is a slow, Auto-Tuned request that a woman treat him like a "lollipop". That is the metaphor, the hook is the metaphor and the song is the hook. It spent five weeks at number one and won the Grammy for Best Rap Song, which means the Recording Academy, in evening wear, handed a trophy to a lollipop.

Static Major, who co-wrote it and sings the hook, died of complications from a medical procedure a few months before it reached number one and never saw it become a hit. That gives the record an unexpectedly sad afterlife for something this playful, and it is one of the reasons Wayne has kept performing it for so long.

Its other afterlife is a lineage. 50 Cent had offered the same "lollipop" in Candy Shop three years earlier; Flo Rida would swap it for a "whistle" four years later. Three sweets, one idea, and Lollipop is the version that proved the idea could win a Grammy without the actual word being spoken once, a landmark moment for the confectionery-industrial complex.

The line

“she lick me like a lollipop”

Where it ranks, and why

Composite read
81PCTLRank
7.8COMPOSITE · /10◇ #15 of 75
25PCTLExplicit words
Not on the explicit listDocumentedObject metaphor
Highest readsagainst all 75
Recognition995th
Reach9.095th
YouTube views748.5M95th
Lowest readsagainst all 75
Like rate4.917th
Words per minute0.025th
Explicit words025th
Score7.881st
Topicality730th
Recognition995th
Reach9.095th
YouTube views748.5M95th
Like rate4.917th
Explicit words025th
Repetitions1467th
Innuendo669th
Words per minute0.025th
Length4:5991st
Percentile against all 75 songs · the shaded band is the middle half · judged scores are editorial, counts never enter a score

On RMD's list it sits at #15 of 75 with a composite of 7.8 — topicality 7 (×0.6), reach 9 (×0.25, log-scaled) and recognition 9 (×0.15). It is not on the explicit list, because it never says an explicit word; its hook repeats 14×. The innuendo figure (6) is editorial and never enters either number. Read the methodology →

Lyrics ↗We don't host lyrics — we explain them.Facts checked 2026-10-05

Asked

What is Lollipop by Lil Wayne about?
Oral sex, with Wayne as the lollipop; the chorus is the metaphor repeated.
Who sings the hook on Lollipop?
Static Major, who co-wrote it and died before it reached number one.
Did Lollipop win a Grammy?
Best Rap Song, in 2009, after five weeks at number one.
How do we know it's about a dick?
Documented. The metaphor is the hook; the chart run, the Grammy and Static Major's death are on Wikipedia.en.wikipedia.org ↗
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