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Magic Stick by Lil' Kim feat. 50 Cent (2003)

La Bella Mafia · 6:00

A number-two hit built on one metaphor, a "magic stick", sustained for six minutes without a single coffee break.

La Bella Mafia — Lil' Kim feat. 50 Cent, cover art
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Audio · RapEra Recordings · via YouTube · poster: cover art, La Bella Mafia (2003) · ℗ 2003 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and WEA International Inc. for the world outside of the United States. · via Apple Music / iTunes · Watch on YouTube ↗

Our ranking

#18of 75
Most about a dick
0
Explicit words · never says it
Repetitions, density and the innuendo countAll the numbers ↓
The internet's verdict

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What the title means

The "magic stick" is 50 Cent's penis, described as a wand. He explains what it does, Kim explains what she does to it, and the hook brings the two departments together.

What the song is actually about

Lil' Kim and 50 Cent, both at the peak of their commercial powers in 2003, traded verses about a "magic stick" and took the result to number two on the Billboard Hot 100. The metaphor is never dropped and never explained, because it does not need to be. It is a duet in the sense that a tennis rally is a duet: competitive, rhythmic and entirely about the stick.

The song's reputation rests on how completely it commits. Some innuendo tracks have one dirty line and a lot of filler; this one is the metaphor from the first bar to the last, over a slinky, minimal beat that leaves room for every syllable. It was released without a video, which was unusual for a single that big, reportedly because the two artists could not agree on the shoot, and it reached number two on radio and word of mouth alone, which is how most magic tricks travel.

Its afterlife arrived two years later, when 50 Cent took the same idea to number one for nine weeks as Candy Shop, with the ownership transferred and the "stick" rebranded as a "lollipop". Magic Stick remains the proof that a metaphor can carry a single to number two with no video and no word, and Kim's verse remains the one people quote, usually too loudly.

The line

“I got the magic stick”

Where it ranks, and why

Composite read
77PCTLRank
7.7COMPOSITE · /10◇ #18 of 75
25PCTLExplicit words
Not on the explicit listDocumentedObject metaphor
Highest readsagainst all 75
Innuendo894th
Like rate11.279th
Score7.778th
Lowest readsagainst all 75
Words per minute0.025th
Explicit words025th
Score7.778th
Topicality970th
Recognition771st
Reach5.059th
YouTube views4.9M61st
Like rate11.279th
Explicit words025th
Repetitions1050th
Innuendo894th
Words per minute0.025th
Length6:0098th
Percentile against all 75 songs · the shaded band is the middle half · judged scores are editorial, counts never enter a score

On RMD's list it sits at #18 of 75 with a composite of 7.7 — topicality 9 (×0.6), reach 5 (×0.25, log-scaled) and recognition 7 (×0.15). It is not on the explicit list, because it never says an explicit word; its hook repeats 10×. The innuendo figure (8) is editorial and never enters either number. Read the methodology →

Lyrics ↗We don't host lyrics — we explain them.Facts checked 2026-10-05

Asked

What is Magic Stick by Lil' Kim about?
Sex, with 50 Cent's penis as the wand of the title; the verses trade what it does and what is done to it.
Why doesn't Magic Stick have a video?
Reportedly the two artists could not agree on the shoot.
How high did Magic Stick chart?
Number two on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2003.
How do we know it's about a dick?
Documented. The metaphor is the hook; the chart peak and the missing video are on Wikipedia.en.wikipedia.org ↗
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