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STEP 2 / 2 · WHICH STATE?REQUIRED
Why we ask: tagging your state anchors the reading and lets us compute your Grower Score when you upload a second one.
BEST PRACTICES · FOR THE TIGHTEST READING

Shoot like this.

Top-down POV (camera looking straight down)
The angle to get the best analysis.
PERFECT
Clear background (no busy patterns)
Less for the model to argue with.
PERFECT
Good lighting (bright helps, studio not required)
Daylight wins. Avoid one harsh source.
PERFECT
~45° from the side
Readable, but proportions start to lie — and not in a good way.
OKAY
Side profile
We can mask it, but the read will drift.
WEAK
Bottom-up POV (looking up)
Same story — masks fine, measures poorly.
WEAK
Specimen too far from camera
The model needs pixels. Don't make it squint.
WEAK
Hand gripping the specimen
A few fingers fine. Full grip — it's not a dumbbell.
BAD
Heavy backlight / hand obscuring zones
If the silhouette is hidden, there's nothing to read.
BAD