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Upload a specimen.

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STEP 2 / 2 · WHICH STATE?REQUIRED
Why we ask: tagging your state anchors the reading and lets us compute your Grower Score when you upload a second one.
BEST PRACTICES · FOR THE TIGHTEST READING

Shoot like this.

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Top-down POV (camera looking straight down)
The angle to get the best analysis.
PERFECT
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Clear background (no busy patterns)
Less for the model to argue with.
PERFECT
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Good lighting (bright helps, studio not required)
Daylight wins. Avoid one harsh source.
PERFECT
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~45° from the side
Readable, but proportions start to lie — and not in a good way.
OKAY
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Side profile
We can mask it, but the read will drift.
WEAK
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Bottom-up POV (looking up)
Same story — masks fine, measures poorly.
WEAK
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Specimen too far from camera
The model needs pixels. Don't make it squint.
WEAK
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Hand gripping the specimen
A few fingers fine. Full grip — it's not a dumbbell.
BAD
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Heavy backlight / hand obscuring zones
If the silhouette is hidden, there's nothing to read.
BAD