Dick rating sites, honestly compared

Every way to get a dick rating on the internet, reviewed on the four things that actually differ: who sees your photo, what it costs, how long you wait, and whether you have to sign up.

We risked the viruses, scams and pop-ups so you don't have to.

AI tool

RateMyD

01/20

We make one of the tools on this page, so read us with that in mind. We have tried to write the kind of comparison we wanted when we started: real prices, no invented criticism, and no pretending the other options are bad. Most of them are good at something we are not.

The single most useful thing to know before you pick: most of this market is humans. You send a photo to a real person, you pay them for their time, and you wait for them to reply. That is the product — a person actually looked. If that is what you want, an AI cannot give it to you, and you should pick from those pages rather than from us.

The reverse is also true. If the appeal is that nobody looks at all, a human service cannot give you that no matter what it charges.

01The short version

Service	Who sees your photo	Price	Wait	Sign-up
RateMyDick.ai (us)	Nobody — AI only	$4.99 one-time	Seconds	None
RateMyD	AI, with optional human raters	Free blurred rating · Pro $9.99/mo · tokens $4.99–$49.99	Seconds	Yes
DickRater	AI personas — no human staff, per their policy	Free first rating · $6.99–$129.99/mo	Seconds — advertised at 3	Yes
AI Dick Rating Tools	AI — no human, per each tool's claim	Varies — several tools publish no price	Instant	Varies by tool
AI Girlfriend Apps	A companion character, in roleplay — not analysis	Typically $9.99–$19.99/mo, plus tokens	Instant chat	Yes
Dick Ratings Only	A human you choose	Per rating, set by each rater	Hours to days	Yes, to browse fully
FreeDickReport	A human — "real women," per their copy	First free with signup; rest unlisted	Not stated	Yes + card
Premium.Chat	A live provider you choose	$1.00–$5.99/min or up to $50 flat — set by provider	Live session, real time	Yes
Kinkie	An individual seller you email	Typically £6–£20, set by each seller	Negotiated by email — no platform clock	No
JerkMate Dick Rating	A live cam model	Tokens, priced per model	Real time	Yes
StripChat Cock Rating	A live cam model	Tokens, priced per model	Real time	Yes
Babestation Rate My Cock	Babestation models	Free to start; message prices not stated	"Instant replies" (their claim)	Yes (free)
Fansly Dickrate	A creator you subscribe to or pay directly	Set by each creator	Hours to days	Yes
LoyalFans Dickrate	A creator you pay	Set by each creator	Hours to days	Yes
MyClub Dick Rating	A creator you pay per rating	Typically $3–$30 per rating	Hours	Yes
OnlyFans Dick Ratings	The creator you pick	Sub + $5–$50 per rating	Hours to days	Yes + card
Individual creators (DickRatePrincess, RubysRoses and others)	One specific person	Roughly $2–$40 per rating; subscriptions $10–$100/mo	Hours to days	Yes (subscription)
r/RateMyCock	Whoever happens to scroll past	Free	Minutes to never	Yes (Reddit)
Free Dick Ratings	Strangers, in public	Free	Minutes to never	Usually

Prices as published by each service on the verification date. Cam and creator platforms price per rater, so ranges reflect what raters typically charge rather than a fixed rate.

02Every option

RateMyD

Free blurred rating · Pro $9.99/mo · tokens $4.99–$49.99 · Seconds

RateMyD is the only service in this directory that does what we do, and it is a genuinely good product. It rates across six dimensions, offers a roast mode or a hype mode, and deletes the photo after analysis. Then it keeps going: duels, an arena you swipe through, a feed, a leaderboard, and live human raters you can tip. That social layer is better than anything we have and we are not going to pretend otherwise. The difference is the meter. Pro runs $9.99 a month with a separate token economy alongside it; we charge $4.99 once and stop.

Best forPeople who want the rating to be the start of something social rather than the end of it.

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DickRater

Free first rating · $6.99–$129.99/mo · Seconds — advertised at 3

DickRater is the persona end of the AI-rating field. Before it scores you, you pick who delivers the verdict — ten characters, Sweet College Girl through BDSM Dominatrix — and in which of ten registers, from "Worship" to "SPH" to "Clinical." Eight metrics scored 1–10, ending in "Fuckability," returned in an advertised three seconds, with chat, JOI sessions and photo comparisons behind six subscription tiers from $6.99 to $129.99 a month. The first rating is free. Two things to read before paying: its privacy policy, which describes photo storage differently from its homepage, and its "Ghost Rating" pages, which sell the same engine to creators and agencies.

Best forAnyone who wants the verdict delivered in character — a persona and register they picked — and expects to use it monthly.

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AI Dick Rating Tools

Varies — several tools publish no price · Instant

AI dick rating is a genre with exactly three living dedicated tools — RateMyD, DickRater, and us — plus a tail of prompt-built raters riding on chatbot platforms and Telegram bots. This page is the category guide: what a machine rating actually is (instant, private, consistent — and not a human who looked), why every live tool makes the same zero-storage promise, and why the category's number-one Google result was a dead site when we checked. One disclosure up front: we run one of the three tools, so weigh everything here accordingly.

Best forUnderstanding AI rating as a genre before picking a tool — including how to check a tool is still alive.

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AI Girlfriend Apps

Typically $9.99–$19.99/mo, plus tokens · Instant chat

If you searched for an AI dick rating and landed on an AI girlfriend app, an affiliate listicle put you there. We checked eight of the most-listed apps' own sites — Joi, Candy.ai, OurDream, Lovescape and the rest — and not one markets dick rating anywhere; what they sell, in their own words, is companion chat, roleplay and image generation of the character. You can ask an AI girlfriend to rate you, and something will come back — roleplay from a character built to like you, not analysis. This page covers what these apps actually are, what they cost, and who wrote the dick-rating framing on their behalf.

Best forCompanionship and roleplay, which these apps openly sell — not a rating, which they never claimed to.

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Dick Ratings Only

Per rating, set by each rater · Hours to days

Dick Ratings Only is the most purpose-built option in this directory: a marketplace with a reported 10,000+ raters and filters good enough to matter — rater type, ID-verified, shows their face, online in the last 24 hours. You also choose the register: humiliating, praising, or straight honest. Pricing is per rater and the wait is hours to days, because a person has to actually look at your photo and think about it. That is the whole point of the thing, and it is not something we offer. If what you want is a specific human, chosen on purpose, reacting to you, this is where to go.

Best forGetting a specific kind of human reaction from a specific kind of person.

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FreeDickReport

First free with signup; rest unlisted · Not stated

FreeDickReport makes the strongest opening offer in this directory: your first rating free — and a rating here is a custom video review from a real woman, per their own headline, a format that runs $25–$50 everywhere else. It is also the oldest dedicated rating site we found, carrying a 2020 copyright. The catch is one word: register. The free report requires an account, no price for anything else is visible before you sign up, and inside sits a full creator platform — paid DMs, 1-on-1 video chat, subscriptions, live broadcasts. Free is real, but it is a front door. Decide what an account is worth first.

Best forTrying a free human video rating, if you don't mind that every price past the first one sits behind registration.

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Premium.Chat

$1.00–$5.99/min or up to $50 flat — set by provider · Live session, real time

Premium.Chat is not an adult site with a rating gimmick — it is a general paid-chat platform where coaches, tutors, counselors and attorneys sell their time by the minute, and dick rating is a formal category on it, listed at over 260 providers when we checked the search listing. Providers set their own rates; the platform quotes fees from $1.00 to $5.99 a minute, or up to $50 for flat-rate chat, and you can filter by billing type, verification badges and who is active now. What you are buying is a live metered session, priced like professional time, not a written deliverable.

Best forA live human chat with the billing model visible before you start — metered professional time instead of tips and DMs.

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Kinkie

Typically £6–£20, set by each seller · Negotiated by email — no platform clock

Kinkie is a UK fetish marketplace running since 2014 — used panties and "naughty experiences," with a dedicated dick-rate tag holding 350+ listings by our count, typically £6–£20. It is the only human option in this directory where buyers need no account at all: you browse free, enquire by the seller's email, and negotiate directly. That is also the trade — there is no checkout and no escrow, and the site steers payment toward gift vouchers, Cash App, bank transfer or bitcoin. Cheap human ratings from a live, UK-skewed roster, with the transaction entirely in your own hands; buy small first and read the seller reviews.

Best forCheap human ratings with no account anywhere, for buyers willing to run the transaction themselves.

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JerkMate Dick Rating

Tokens, priced per model · Real time

JerkMate runs a dedicated dick-rating section where live cam models judge you in real time, on camera, behind a deliberately silly retro web design. The distinguishing feature is not the rating, it is the liveness: you watch someone form an opinion in front of you rather than reading one later. You can also watch other people get rated before you commit, which is more than most services in this category let you do. It runs on tokens priced per model, with no free path, and some rating shows have an audience. If you want a reaction rather than a report, this is the format.

Best forPeople who want the reaction live rather than written down.

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StripChat Cock Rating

Tokens, priced per model · Real time

StripChat's cock-rating section is the volume play in this category. It is a section of one of the largest cam platforms rather than a standalone product, and the consequence is availability: models online at essentially any hour, with sorting tools good enough to actually find one. That is a real advantage no niche site can match. It runs on tokens priced per model, with no free tier in most cases, and a rating is one item on a model's menu — the same session can extend into other offerings. If you want a live human reaction right now and the widest choice of who gives it, this is the one.

Best forChoice — the biggest roster of live raters online at any hour.

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Babestation Rate My Cock

Free to start; message prices not stated · "Instant replies" (their claim)

Babestation has been on British television since 2002, and it now sells dick ratings the way an institution sells anything: as a product line. You register free, send your pics, and one of its models replies — "filthy praise, brutal honesty, or full-on humiliation," per their own menu. The rating is deliberately not the end of anything; their copy calls it "a live sexting session built around you," with direct messages, live cams and phone lines waiting past it. The one thing the page does not say is what messages cost after the free first one. If you want a flirtatious back-and-forth with a famous brand's models, this is the polished version.

Best forA flirtatious back-and-forth with a known brand's models — the rating opens a session instead of ending one.

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Fansly Dickrate

Set by each creator · Hours to days

Fansly's dickrate tag is not a service. It is an explore page on a creator platform, thousands of posts deep, where every rating is sold by a different person on their own terms. That gives it the widest range on this list, including fetish territory no general rating site would serve, plus good filters and sample content so you can judge a creator's style before paying. It also means no fixed price, no turnaround, no rater reviews and no guarantees — you are doing the search yourself. Right if you want to find your person and stay with them. Heavy going if you want one rating today.

Best forFinding a specific creator or a specific kink and staying with them.

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LoyalFans Dickrate

Set by each creator · Hours to days

LoyalFans is a creator platform whose dickrate scene has a personality of its own. The centre of gravity is domination and humiliation, and the distinctive format is audio: a number of creators deliver the rating as a voice recording rather than text. That is a genuinely different artifact from a written score, and it is the thing here that no tool can substitute for. Pricing and terms are set by each creator, there is no free path, and you wait hours to days. It is about as far from what we make as this category gets, and for the right reader that is the point.

Best forAudio ratings, and the domination end of the spectrum specifically.

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MyClub Dick Rating

Typically $3–$30 per rating · Hours

MyClub is the cheapest way to have an actual human look, and the reason is structural rather than promotional: no subscription. You pick a creator, you pay for the one thing you want, and you are done. Ratings typically run $3 to $30 depending on who you choose, and turnaround is hours. The roster is broad and includes male creators, which several services in this category do not really offer. The creators are more casual than on bigger platforms and there is less infrastructure behind them — fewer filters, fewer guarantees. At these prices, that is a small bet to place.

Best forThe cheapest way to have an actual human look, with no strings.

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OnlyFans Dick Ratings

Sub + $5–$50 per rating · Hours to days

OnlyFans is the largest dick-rating venue on the internet, and it is invisible from inside OnlyFans: no category, no tag, no way to search for one. You find the scene through third-party creator search engines — FansMetrics shows about 30,000 results — then subscribe to a creator, then pay for the rating on top, by tip, in a DM, on an account with your card on file. Prices run $5–$15 for text up to $100–$200 for name performers. It is the widest choice of real human raters anywhere, behind the most account-heavy path in the category. This page is a guide to the scene, not a review of one service.

Best forChoosing your rater from the largest pool of real humans anywhere — if you can live with the account-and-subscription path it takes to reach them.

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Individual creators (DickRatePrincess, RubysRoses and others)

Roughly $2–$40 per rating; subscriptions $10–$100/mo · Hours to days

The paid directories list several creators by name who rate as one item on a menu attached to a subscription. We cover this as a category rather than profiling private individuals, because the specific creator matters far less than understanding how the route works. On cost per rating it is the most expensive option in the directory — reportedly around $2 for a simple score up to $20 or $40 for something detailed, on top of a monthly tier. That is not a flaw in the model. You are not buying a rating, you are buying access to a person who does them, and that is the one thing here that is genuinely about a relationship.

Best forPeople who want it to be from her, specifically.

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r/RateMyCock

Free · Minutes to never

r/RateMyCock is free, human, and has been running for well over a decade, which makes it the most durable thing in this directory. Everything else here is a business. This is a room. The tone surprises people: the community skews notably body-positive and sexually positive, and the range of what gets appreciated is far wider than the ideal commercial services sell against. For anyone whose real question is am I normal rather than what score am I, that may be worth more than any paid report, ours included. The catches are that nobody owes you a reply, and that a post is public and permanent.

Best forAnyone who does not want to pay, and can accept a coin-flip on replies.

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Free Dick Ratings

Free · Minutes to never

The biggest tier of the dick-rating market costs nothing and appears in no paid directory: LPSG's Show Off board (47.9K threads, two million messages), at least seven active subreddits beyond r/RateMyCock, upload-and-vote galleries, Discord servers, Telegram bots and anonymous 4chan threads. This is a guide to that scene — where the activity actually is, how it splits between reassurance rooms and humiliation rooms, and what free actually costs: public posts on permanent accounts, pinned sextortion warnings, and seller storefronts dressed as communities. For a lot of readers the free tier is the right answer. Read this before deciding it's you.

Best forAnyone who wants human eyes at zero cost and is at peace with posting in public.

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Rating Scripts & Generators

Packs $4–$18 · AI $5–$25/wk · ghostwriting to $129.99/mo · n/a — supply side

This is the one page in the directory with nothing to buy a rating from — it covers the supply side instead. Behind the market for personal human ratings sits a documented wholesale layer: Etsy script packs at $4 to $18 — 315 live results, including "5 Flattering scripts to boost any John's ego" — an uncensored AI writing tool at $5 to $25 a week that trains on a creator's own voice, and full AI ghostwriting for agencies at up to $129.99 a month. A rating retails at $5 to $50. None of this means the one you bought was templated — but you deserve to know the layer exists, and what it costs.

Best forKnowing what a personal rating can be made of before you pay retail for one.

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Directories & Paid Lists

Free to browse — listings pay · n/a

Every list of dick-rating sites you will find is a store shelf, not a map. The category's best-known directory reviews ten services and routes every outbound click through an affiliate redirect; a Discord directory openly sells the #1 slot for the search; the AI-tool directories rank for the query while their headline rater sits dead. Directories are genuinely useful for seeing what exists — just read them knowing the economics: placement is sold, through listing fees, revenue share or per-conversion commissions, and anything without a referral programme is invisible. This page is what a shelf looks like when nothing on it pays.

Best forSeeing the breadth of the category fast, once you know how the shelf is stocked.

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03So which one

If you want a human to look, pick a human service — and be honest with yourself that this is what you want, because it is the thing we cannot do. MyClub is the cheapest way to try it, Dick Ratings Only has the best tools for choosing well, LoyalFans is where the audio and domination scene lives, and the cam sites are the only way to get it live. r/RateMyCock is free and kinder than you expect.

If you want a social layer around it — duels, leaderboards, matching — RateMyD has built more of that than we have, and it is good. The cost is a $9.99 monthly subscription and a token economy on top.

We are the right answer for a narrow case, and only that case: you want a full breakdown of one photo, in about a minute, for $4.99 once, without making an account and without any person ever seeing it. If any part of that is not what you are after, something else on this page is a better use of your money — and we would rather tell you that now than take five dollars from someone who wanted something else.

If that narrow case is you

Upload one photo, get the full report in about a minute. $4.99 once, no subscription, no account, no human ever sees it. The photo is deleted after analysis.

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Who wrote this

This page is published by Rate Me, Inc., the company behind RateMyDick.ai. We are not an independent review site and we are not neutral about our own product. We earn nothing from any link on this page — there are no affiliate links here, which is worth knowing because most directories in this category are affiliate-funded. Prices were checked by hand on the date shown and change often; the service's own pricing page always wins over ours.

Prices and features verified by hand on 2026-07-18