Arcade Shooter
Dick Invaders
They’re cumming. Can you shoot fast enough?
Your result flies the ship.
Unlock to play →Welcome to
THE ARCADE
A new way to play with your dick. Unlock your report and play three arcade classics!
Personalized games using your dick's shape within mini-games!
Launch Contest Now Live
$50$25$10
Amazon gift cards up for grabsT&C Apply. View contest rules. Amazon is not a sponsor of this promotion. Amazon and the Amazon logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.
Pick your game
unlock to play as your resultArcade Racer
Dick Racer
The faster the better. But it’s the motion that matters!
Your result takes the wheel.
Unlock to play →Reflex · 60 sec
Whack-Your-Dick
You’ve never beat your meat like this before.
Probably best to hand this game off to your partner.
Unlock to play →How it works
Unlock your report
Take a pic, run your analysis, unlock the report, play! That unlock is your arcade coin.
Your scan enters the game.
We turn your result into a pixel-perfect sprite — it flies, it races, it pops out of the holes.
Play & Win
Jump into all three games and climb a fresh leaderboard every single week.
Monthly Contest
Win Amazon Gift Cards
Launch Contest Now Live
3 games · top 3 players in each game win an Amazon Gift Card. A new contest every month.
$50 Amazon Gift Card$25 Amazon Gift Card$10 Amazon Gift Card
- A leaderboard for every game
- Top 3 players in each game win
- Add your email to enter and win
Amazon is not a sponsor of this promotion. Amazon and the Amazon logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.
Dick Invadersresets monthly
Unlock to enter the board
Monthly Contest Rules
Launch Contest Now Live3 games · top 3 players in each game win · a new contest every month.
Contest ends 07/31/2026. Prizes will be distributed within 7 days from the contest end.