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Sucer la bite by Lorenzo (2018)

Rien à branler · 3:15

Track eleven of a number-one album is a chorus with one idea, and the idea is in the title, in full.

Sucer la bite — Lorenzo, cover art
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Our ranking

#39of 75
Most about a dick
3
Explicit words · distinct
Repetitions, density and the innuendo countAll the numbers ↓
The internet's verdict

Is it any good?

Anonymous. One vote per song, and you see the result after you vote.

What the title means

"Suck the dick." The hook reports that she apparently wants to, and grants permission, like a bouncer waving someone into a club. There is no second layer, and arguably no first one either.

What the song is actually about

Lorenzo, a rapper from Brest who bills himself the Emperor of Filth, built a career on parody trap in which the crude talk is the whole joke rather than an aside, and Sucer la bite is the purest example of the imperial style. The beat is deliberately idiotic, the verses are padding, and the chorus repeats, with the cheer of a station announcer, that the girl supposedly wants to do the thing in the title and that she may.

It sits as track eleven on Rien à branler, released on 23 February 2018, which entered the French album chart at number one, reached number four in Belgium and number ten in Switzerland, and is certified double Platinum at 200,000 copies. French Wikipedia lists the song as Suce la bite and the streaming services as Sucer la bite; the content is identical under either grammar.

Its afterlife is the persona. Lorenzo is the French answer to the question of what happens when a rapper decides the dirty verse should be the entire record, and this is the song his fans shout back at him. On a list that opens its French section with Pierre Perret's gentle anatomy lesson, it is the far end of the same scale: the same organ, fifty years and every euphemism later, with no euphemism left in stock.

The line

“Paraît qu'tu veux sucer ma bite”
Seems you want to suck my dick

Where it ranks, and why

Composite read
49PCTLRank
6.9COMPOSITE · /10◇ #39 of 75
97PCTLExplicit words
Most explicit · #2 of 37DocumentedSays the word
Highest readsagainst all 75
Explicit words397th
Words per minute0.994th
Repetitions2489th
Lowest readsagainst all 75
Innuendo115th
YouTube views402k18th
Reach3.118th
Score6.947th
Topicality970th
Recognition537th
Reach3.118th
YouTube views402k18th
Like rate10.273rd
Explicit words397th
Repetitions2489th
Innuendo115th
Words per minute0.994th
Length3:1539th
Percentile against all 75 songs · the shaded band is the middle half · judged scores are editorial, counts never enter a score

On RMD's list it sits at #39 of 75 with a composite of 6.9 — topicality 9 (×0.6), reach 3.1 (×0.25, log-scaled) and recognition 5 (×0.15). On the explicit list it is #2 of 37, on 3 distinct explicit words at 0.9 per minute, with the main hook repeated 24×. The innuendo figure (1) is editorial and never enters either number. Read the methodology →

Lyrics ↗We don't host lyrics — we explain them.Facts checked 2026-10-05

Asked

What is Sucer la bite by Lorenzo about?
Fellatio, requested and permitted in the chorus, with nothing else in the song.
What album is it on?
Rien à branler (2018), which debuted at number one in France.
Is it Suce la bite or Sucer la bite?
Both titles circulate; French Wikipedia uses the imperative, streaming services the infinitive.
How do we know it's about a dick?
Documented. The hook names the organ and the act on every repetition; the album's chart run is on French Wikipedia.paroles.net ↗fr.wikipedia.org ↗music.apple.com ↗
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