Songs About Dicks Since 2010: Streaming, Reggaeton and the Size Question
Since 2010 the songs have been asking the questions rather than answering them. Rihanna's Rude Boy spent five weeks at number one on a chorus that interviews a man about his size, Nicki Minaj built Anaconda on Sir Mix-a-Lot's line about what the "anaconda" wants, and Latto reached number three with a phrase everyone could complete. The man is under review and has been asked to wait outside, while StarBoi3 and Doja Cat's Dick spread on TikTok before it reached a chart, no radio edit required.
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Whistle
Flo Rida · 2012 · 3:45YouTubeA number one in five countries asking her to blow his "whistle", kept radio-clean by never once saying what the whistle is.
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Rude Boy
Rihanna · 2010 · 3:43YouTubeFive weeks at number one for a chorus in which Rihanna conducts a job interview with the rude boy's dick, and expects answers.
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Dick
StarBoi3 feat. Doja Cat · 2021 · 2:54YouTubeA SoundCloud leftover that TikTok promoted to a major-label single, titled with the one word no radio host could say out loud.
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Ex-Boyfriend
Lil Dicky · 2013 · 4:27YouTubeA million views in a day for a man who cannot stop thinking about his girlfriend's ex, specifically one part of him.
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Captain Hook
Megan Thee Stallion · 2020 · 2:57YouTubeTwo Platinum certifications for a nickname. Megan Thee Stallion likes a "curve", and the pirate with the "hook" got the job.
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Anaconda
Nicki Minaj · 2014 · 4:20YouTubeThe biggest song on the list, and it is mostly about something else. The "anaconda" gets one line, and makes the most of it.
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Mayores
Becky G feat. Bad Bunny · 2017 · 3:23YouTubeTwo and a half billion views for a song about older men and a size line that, Becky G insists, concerns kissing.
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Peacock
Katy Perry · 2010 · 3:52YouTubeThe pun is the whole song, and the chorus makes very sure you know which half of "peacock" she means.
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Big Energy
Latto · 2021 · 2:53YouTubeLatto took the internet's favourite three-word compliment, put the two printable words in the title, and rode them to number three.
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Sucer la bite
Lorenzo · 2018 · 3:15Track eleven of a number-one album is a chorus with one idea, and the idea is in the title, in full.
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Blah Blah Blah
Kesha feat. 3OH!3 · 2010 · 2:52YouTubeA top-ten hit in which Kesha tells a man to stop talking and show her where his dick is, which is not a metaphor.
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Lepo Lepo
Psirico · 2013 · 3:22YouTubeThe song of Carnival 2014: a broke man whose only asset is his "lepo lepo", a word Brazil defined within a week.
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Deepthroat
CupcakKe · 2015 · 3:19Twenty-three million views for a fellatio tutorial delivered with the authority of an airline safety briefing, which is how a Chicago teenager became CupcakKe.
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Chupa que é de uva
Aviões do Forró · 2011 · 3:05YouTubeA forró chorus that says "suck it, it's grape", from the genre that turned the double entendre into a dance step.
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