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LMS by Kool Savas (1999)

12-inch single · 3:21

Three letters, one instruction, two bans: Germany's youth-protection board indexed it in 1999 and, twenty-five years later, renewed the paperwork.

Kool Savas, photo
Audio · 3:21
Audio · shootlll · via YouTube · poster: photo, the artist · Essah Entertainment · CC BY-SA 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons · Watch on YouTube ↗

Our ranking

#67of 75
Most about a dick
2
Explicit words · distinct
Repetitions, density and the innuendo countAll the numbers ↓
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What the title means

"LMS" abbreviates "Lutsch mein' Schwanz", "suck my dick". Savas later reclaimed the letters as Last Man Standing, which is the only rebrand on this list that kept the song and changed nothing else.

What the song is actually about

LMS was Kool Savas's first solo underground hit, a 1999 twelve-inch on Put Da Needle To Da Records with Schwule Rapper on the other side, and together they announced Berlin battle rap by insulting everyone else. The title is the hook and the hook is the instruction; the verses tell the rappers of Hamburg, Munich and Stuttgart that they are wack, in terms the record's own era found hard to print.

The maxi was indexed by the Federal Review Board for Media Harmful to Minors, which bars it from sale to anyone under eighteen and from advertising, and in 2024, after twenty-five years, the listing was renewed, the German state having checked and confirmed that the instruction was still rude. Savas built a career as the King of Rap on the audience LMS found, and has since given the letters their second meaning without disowning the first.

Its afterlife is the argument about what it did. The homophobic and sexist lyrics served, by the account of the scene itself, one purpose: to tear apart a comfortable, socially conscious German rap of the late 1990's and replace it with Berlin. The song is foundational Deutschrap history and is on this list with its context stated, because the hook qualifies and the rest of the record does not get a pass.

The line

“L-M-S”

Where it ranks, and why

Composite read
11PCTLRank
5.7COMPOSITE · /10◇ #67 of 75
89PCTLExplicit words
Most explicit · #10 of 37DocumentedSays the word
Highest readsagainst all 75
Explicit words289th
Words per minute0.687th
Like rate8.251st
Lowest readsagainst all 75
Repetitions13rd
Score5.711th
Innuendo115th
Score5.711th
Topicality730th
Recognition419th
Reach3.730th
YouTube views879k30th
Like rate8.251st
Explicit words289th
Repetitions13rd
Innuendo115th
Words per minute0.687th
Length3:2148th
Percentile against all 75 songs · the shaded band is the middle half · judged scores are editorial, counts never enter a score

On RMD's list it sits at #67 of 75 with a composite of 5.7 — topicality 7 (×0.6), reach 3.7 (×0.25, log-scaled) and recognition 4 (×0.15). On the explicit list it is #10 of 37, on 2 distinct explicit words at 0.6 per minute, with the main hook sung once. The innuendo figure (1) is editorial and never enters either number. Read the methodology →

Lyrics ↗We don't host lyrics — we explain them.Facts checked 2026-10-05

Asked

What does LMS by Kool Savas stand for?
Lutsch mein' Schwanz, "suck my dick"; Savas later reinterpreted it as Last Man Standing.
Why is LMS indexed in Germany?
The 1999 maxi was placed on the list of media harmful to minors for its lyrics, and the listing was renewed in 2024.
Is LMS on an album?
It was a 1999 twelve-inch single, released with Schwule Rapper.
How do we know it's about a dick?
Documented. The meaning of the acronym, the 1999 indexing and its 2024 renewal are reported by hiphop.de and on Wikipedia.hiphop.de ↗en.wikipedia.org ↗
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