Spanish and Portuguese Songs About Dicks
Spanish and Brazilian hits rarely name the organ in the hook. They name the act, an object or a word invented for the occasion and leave the rest to the crowd: Psirico's Lepo Lepo built a Carnival anthem on a word its writers made up, and Aviões do Forró dressed the instruction up as a grape-flavoured sweet. The exceptions are the rock bands, from Siniestro Total's punk sprint about an itch to Virus's synth-pop ode to the hand, confirmed by its lyricist with a reference to James Joyce.
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Mayores
Becky G feat. Bad Bunny · 2017 · 3:23YouTubeTwo and a half billion views for a song about older men and a size line that, Becky G insists, concerns kissing.
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Una luna de miel en la mano
Virus · 1985 · 5:21YouTubeArgentina's most elegant new-wave band asked their lyricist for words, and he said they would be about masturbation. They are.
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Lepo Lepo
Psirico · 2013 · 3:22YouTubeThe song of Carnival 2014: a broke man whose only asset is his "lepo lepo", a word Brazil defined within a week.
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Pau que Nasce Torto / Melô do Tchan
É o Tchan · 1995 · 3:55YouTubeThe medley that launched the biggest axé act of the 1990's rests on a crooked-stick proverb. In Brazil, "pau" is never just a stick.
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Esporrei na Manivela
Raimundos · 1995 · 4:08YouTubeOn a Platinum album, Brazil's biggest hardcore band reports an accident with a crank handle, using the crudest verb Portuguese has.
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Me pica un huevo
Siniestro Total · 1983 · 1:45YouTubeA minute and forty-five seconds about an itchy testicle, from the band that taught Spanish rock to be funny.
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Chupa que é de uva
Aviões do Forró · 2011 · 3:05YouTubeA forró chorus that says "suck it, it's grape", from the genre that turned the double entendre into a dance step.
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La argentinidad al palo
Bersuit Vergarabat · 2004 · 5:29YouTubeA number-one album whose title says Argentina is at full erection, in an idiom the dictionary traces to exactly that.
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