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Pau que Nasce Torto / Melô do Tchan by É o Tchan (1995)

É o Tchan · 3:55

The medley that launched the biggest axé act of the 1990's rests on a crooked-stick proverb. In Brazil, "pau" is never just a stick.

É o Tchan — É o Tchan, cover art
Performance · 3:18
Performance · É o Tchan · via YouTube · poster: cover art, É o Tchan (1995) · © 1995 Polydor · via Cover Art Archive · Watch on YouTube ↗
É o Tchan, photo
Photo · É o Tchan · Cristiana Pereira da Silva · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
Pau que Nasce Torto / Melô do Tchan video, frame at 25%
Frame at 25% · É o Tchan · via YouTube
Pau que Nasce Torto / Melô do Tchan video, frame at 75%
Frame at 75% · É o Tchan · via YouTube
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Our ranking

#56of 75
Most about a dick
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Explicit words · never says it
Repetitions, density and the innuendo countAll the numbers ↓
The internet's verdict

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What the title means

"A stick born crooked never straightens" is the proverb, meaning people do not change. "Pau" is also the everyday Brazilian word for the penis, and a stadium singing about a crooked one has exactly one thing in mind, and it is not carpentry.

What the song is actually about

In 1995 a Salvador group called Gera Samba put two songs together, Pau que Nasce Torto by Cau Lima and Melô do Tchan by the duo Cissinho e Bieco, and the medley made them famous enough to rename themselves after it. É o Tchan, with Compadre Washington and Beto Jamaica out front and Carla Perez's choreography out front of them, became the defining act of the pagode baiano boom, and this was the record that started it.

The lyric uses the proverb straight, about behaviour that will not change, and the sources describe it as irreverent and sensual rather than spelling out why; the sensuality is the word "pau", which cannot be said in Brazil without the second meaning, and the dance that went with it. The group sold millions of albums in the late 1990's on the strength of jokes exactly this size, and exactly this crooked.

Its afterlife is the proverb itself, which no Brazilian has been able to say with a straight face since. It is on this list as the Brazilian pun entry, labelled interpreted because the double meaning lives in the word rather than in a statement by the writers, and because Carla Perez's choreography made the interpretation unnecessary.

The line

“Pau que nasce torto”
A stick born crooked

Where it ranks, and why

Composite read
26PCTLRank
6.2COMPOSITE · /10◇ #56 of 75
25PCTLExplicit words
Not on the explicit listInterpretedSlang
Highest readsagainst all 75
Reach6.677th
YouTube views36.5M77th
Innuendo555th
Lowest readsagainst all 75
Topicality611th
Words per minute0.025th
Repetitions625th
Score6.229th
Topicality611th
Recognition654th
Reach6.677th
YouTube views36.5M77th
Like rate6.837th
Explicit words025th
Repetitions625th
Innuendo555th
Words per minute0.025th
Length3:5574th
Percentile against all 75 songs · the shaded band is the middle half · judged scores are editorial, counts never enter a score

On RMD's list it sits at #56 of 75 with a composite of 6.2 — topicality 6 (×0.6), reach 6.6 (×0.25, log-scaled) and recognition 6 (×0.15). It is not on the explicit list, because it never says an explicit word; its hook repeats 6×. The innuendo figure (5) is editorial and never enters either number. Read the methodology →

Lyrics ↗We don't host lyrics — we explain them.Facts checked 2026-10-05

Asked

What does Pau que Nasce Torto mean?
Literally "a stick born crooked never straightens", a proverb about people not changing; pau also means penis in Brazil, which is the joke.
Who sang Pau que Nasce Torto?
Gera Samba, who became É o Tchan after the medley's success in 1995.
Who wrote it?
Cau Lima wrote Pau que Nasce Torto and the duo Cissinho e Bieco wrote Melô do Tchan.
How do we know it's about a dick?
Interpreted. The proverb is the lyric; the pun is the language's. The medley's history and the group's rise are on Wikipedia and letras.mus.br.en.wikipedia.org ↗letras.mus.br ↗
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