Il tuo cazzo,
scientificamente.

One photo unlocks it all.

How the AI dick rating works: five stages.

What happens to your photo, end to end. A proprietary computer-vision stack — custom-trained zone detection, pixel-precise segmentation, sub-pixel measurement off the traced outline — does all the measuring. A vision-language model then reads the surface qualities no ruler can reach and writes your notes — it never does the measuring. The two reads are computed independently so they cross-check each other, and everything ranks against a confidence-gated corpus.

In units you can actually picture.

Drag the slider. Every comparison and the percentile update live — the same lab that ships inside your report.

Seven proprietary measurements.

Each one needs the full traced outline, not two tape measurements — which is why a human rater, a chatbot, or a tape measure cannot produce them.

Twenty-nine numbers, all of them shown.

Nothing is held back behind a summary. Every metric arrives with your value, the corpus median, its interquartile range and whether it came from geometry or the vision model.

Eight distributions, one tick that's yours.

Every percentile is computed against 7414 confidence-gated scans, and the clinical reference (Veale 2015) is overlaid rather than corrected away.

Frequently asked questions.